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James Bond movies that I have in my collection (DVDs):
 - Dr. No (1962, Sean Connery)
- From Russia With Love (1963, Sean Connery)
- Goldfinger (1964, Sean Connery)
- Thunderball (1965, Sean Connery)
- You Only Live Twice (1967, Sean Connery)
- On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969, George Lazenby)
- Diamonds Are Forever (1971, Sean Connery)
- Live And Let Die (1973, Roger Moore)
- The Man With The Golden Gun (1974, Roger Moore)
- The Spy Who Loved Me (1977, Roger Moore)
- Moonraker (1979, Roger Moore)
- For Your Eyes Only (1981, Roger Moore)
- Octopussy (1983, Roger Moore)
- A View To A Kill (1985, Roger Moore)
- The Living Daylights (1987, Timothy Dalton)
- Licence To Kill (1989, Timothy Dalton)
- Golden Eye (1995, Pierce Brosnan)
- Tomorrow Never Dies (1997, Pierce Brosnan)
- The World Is Not Enough (1999, Pierce Brosnan)
- Die Another Day (2002, Pierce Brosnan)
The ones that I don't have:
- Casino Royale (1967, David Niven) *
- Never Say Never Again (1983, Sean Connery) *
- Casino Royale (2006, Daniel Craig)
* Unofficial version
Selected quotes from James Bond movies:
Dr. No
Bond: I admire your courage Miss...?
Sylvia: Trench, Sylvia Trench. I admire your luck Mr...?
Bond: Bond, James Bond!
- James Bond, Dr. No
Bond is on a hill being chased by a car when there are men working on the road.
Bond makes it under their equipment but the other car crashes off the hill. Bond
takes a look at the remains;
Worker: What happened?
Bond: I think they were on their way to a funeral!
- James Bond, Dr. No
As Honey emerges from the water in bikini:
Honey: What are you doing here, looking for shells?
Bond: No, I'm just looking.
- James Bond, Dr. No
From Russia With Love
Bond talking to Tatiana
Bond: You're one of the most beautiful girls that I have ever seen!
Tatiana: Thank you, but I think my mouth is too big!
Bond: No, it's just the right size, for me that is!
- James Bond, From Russia With Love
Bond discovers that Grant is a double agent:
Bond: Red wine with fish. Well, that should have told me something!
- James Bond, From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
Bond has just disposed of a villain in the teaser by electrocuting him in a
bathtub:
Bond: Shocking, positively shocking!
- James Bond, Goldfinger
Q: You see the gear lever here? Now if you take the top off you'll find a little
red button. Whatever you do, don't touch it!
Bond: Why not?
Q: Because you'll release this section of the roof and engage and fire the
passenger ejector seat.
Bond: Ejector seat? You're joking?!
Q: I never joke about my work 007!
- James Bond, Goldfinger
Goldfinger: You are a clever and resourceful man, Mr. Bond. Perhaps too clever.
Twice our paths have crossed, let's leave it at that.
Bond: Oh, I see. You're worried about me not giving you a return game!
Goldfinger: Both of us know perfectly well what we are talking about, Mr. Bond.
Many people have tried to involve themselves in my affairs, unsuccessfully. But
I see that it is necessary to remind you. Oddjob!
Oddjob flings his hat and slices the head off the statue!
Bond: That's nice, but what does the club secretary have to say about it?
Goldfinger: Oh, nothing Mr. Bond, I own the club!
- James Bond, Goldfinger
Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
- James Bond, Goldfinger
Pussy: My name is Pussy Galore.
Bond: I must be dreaming!
- James Bond, Goldfinger
Goldfinger: Choose your next wittisism carefully Mr. Bond, it may be your last!
- James Bond, Goldfinger
Pussy Galore: Where is Goldfinger?
Bond: He's playing his golden harp!
- James Bond, Goldfinger
Thunderball
Bond steps into Moneypenny's office:
Moneypenny: YOU ARE LATE!
Bond: Yes, some people on the roads really burn you up these days!
Moneypenny: Ah-ah, in the conferensroom. Something pretty big. Every double-0
man in Europe has been rushed in AND the home secretary too!
Bond in a little sarcastic tone:
Bond: His wife probably lost her dog!
- James Bond, Thunderball
Bond is talking to Domino at lunch by the pool:
Bond: Will I see you again?
Domino: It's a small island.
Bond: Perhaps we can have dinner together?
Domino: NO!
Bond: My dear uncooperative Domino.
Domino: How do you know that? How do you know my friends call me Domino?
Bond: It's on the bracelet on your ancle!
Domino: So, what sharp little eyes you've got.
Bond: Wait till you get to my teeth!
- James Bond, Thunderball
Bond: That looks like a women's gun.
Largo: Do you know a lot about guns, Mr. Bond?
Bond: No, but I know a little about women.
- James Bond, Thunderball
Bond has just entered "his" bathroom to find a female SPECTRE assassin in the
tub.
Fiona Volpe: Aren't you in the wrong room, Mr. Bond?
Bond: Not from where I'm standing!
Fiona Volpe: Would you mind giving me something to put on?
Bond grins and tosses her a pair of slippers!
- James Bond, Thunderball
Bond and Domino are on the beach and Vargas is preparing to shoot them:
Domino: Vargas is behind you!
Bond: Really?!
Bond shoots Vargas with a speargun...
Bond: I think he got the point!
- James Bond, Thunderball
You Only Live Twice
Bond: Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
Chinese girl: You think we better, ha??
Bond: No, just different. Peking duck is different from Russian caviar but I
love them both!
- James Bond, You Only Live Twice
Blofeld: James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld.
They told me you were assasinated in Hong Kong.
Bond: Yes, this is my second life.
Blofeld: You only live twice, Mr. Bond.
- James Bond, You Only Live Twice
On Her Majestys Secret Service
Bond: This never happened to the other fellow!
- James Bond, On Her Majestys Secret Service
A guy just fell under a snowplow and bloodcovered snow comes out;
Bond: He had lots of guts!
- James Bond, On Her Majestys Secret Service
Playing a genealogist in a group of women who are treated for various allergies
by "dr. Bleauchamp", alias Blofeld. At dinner Bond gets a curious message,
written with a lipstick "between" his legs:
Spectre assassin woman: Sir Hillary, is anything the matter.
Bond: I feel a slight stiffness coming on.
- James Bond, On Her Majestys Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
Plenty: Hi, I'm Plenty.
Bond: But of course you are!
Plenty: Plenty O'Toole.
Bond: Named after your father perhaps?!
- James Bond, Diamonds are Forever
Bond and Plenty enter Bond's room...
Plenty: My, what a super place you have here.
Bond kisses Plenty, unzips her dress which falls to the floor...
Plenty: Just one second lover!
Plenty goes into the bathroom. Bond turns on the light and the villains are all
sitting there..
Bond: I'm afraid that you've caught me with more than my hands up!!
- James Bond, Diamonds are Forever
Plenty O'Toole is thrown out of the window by some goons and lands in the
hotel-swimming pool:
James Bond: Exceptionally fine shot.
Goon: I didn't know there was a pool down there!
- James Bond, Diamonds are Forever
Bond gets a ride from the airport to the funeral of his deceased "brother" Peter
Franks. Bond himself is acting like Peter Franks!
Driver: The stiff, ehm, the deceased back there... your brother, Mr. Franks?
Bond: Yes, it was.
Passenger: I got a brother.
Bond: Small world!
- James Bond, Diamonds are Forever
Bond has been rescued from the coffin in the crematorium:
Bond: Now, don't tell me! You're St. Peter?!
- James Bond, Diamonds are Forever
Bond to Tiffany when she comes out of here room practically wearing almost
nothing:
Bond: That's a nice little nothing your almost wearing!
- James Bond, Diamonds are Forever
Bond wakes up in an oil pipe and finds a rat sitting next to him:
Bond: One of us smells like a tarts handkerchief.
Bond smells his fingers:
I'm afraid it's me, sorry about that old boy.
- James Bond, Diamonds are Forever
Two oilworkers on there way down into the oil pipe to do their work and Bond
climbs out of it:
Bond: Thank you. I was just out walking and my rat and I seem to have lost our
way!
- James Bond, Diamonds are Forever
As Bond is being escorted onto Blofeld's oil rig:
Bond: Acme Pollution Inspection...We're cleaning up the world and thought this
was a suitable startingpoint!
- James Bond, Diamonds are Forever
Live And Let Die
Bond flips over a tarot card: The fool!
Solitaire: You have found your self!
- James Bond, Live And Let Die
Rosie Carter sees the hat on the bed and screams. Bond picks up the hat...
Bond: Why it's just hat darling, belonging to a smallheaded of limited means who
lost a fight with a chicken!
- James Bond, Live And Let Die
After a wild boat chase, Felix Leiter starts explaining to that schmuck J.W.
Pepper that Bond isn't a bad guy:
Leiter: That man is an Englishman working for our boys, sort of a secret agent!
Pepper: SECRET AGENT!! On who's side??
- James Bond, Live And Let Die
The Man With The Golden Gun
Bond is trying to find out what Scaramanga looks like:
Bond: How will I recognize him?
Scaramanga's lover: He's tall, dark and thin.
Bond: So is my aunt!
- James Bond, The Man With The Golden Gun
Bond just "happened" to swallow a golden bullet that was situated in the belly
button of a belly dancer:
Belly dancer: Oh no! I've lost my charm!
Bond: Not from where I'm standing!
- James Bond, The Man With The Golden Gun
When Bond is going to Hai Fat for dinner he offers Goodnight a midnight snack
when he gets back:
Goodnight: I'll keep the wine properly chilled.
Bond: And everything else warm I trust?!
- James Bond, The Man With The Golden Gun
Bond meets Goodnight for dinner at a restaurant:
Bond: Sorry about that darling! It was Hip! There's still no sign of Hai Fat.
Every inquiry gets a polite Oriental brush off.
The waiter approaches holding a bottle of wine by the name of "Phu-yuck":
Waiter: With the compliments...
Bond: Phu-yuck??
Waiter: 74', sir!
Bond and Goodnight tastes the wine:
Bond: I approve!
Goodnight: You do??
Bond: Oh... not the wine. Your frock. Tight in all the right places... not too
many buttons...!
Goodnight: Standard uniform for South East Asia. The buttons are down the back!
Bond: Designed by Q no doubt. One of them is a suicide-pill I suppose??
Goodnight: No, but the bottom one has a homer in it!
Bond: How original!
- James Bond, The Man With The Golden Gun
Bond and Sheriff J.W. Pepper are about to jump across a river during the car
chase:
Pepper: Oh, no, you're not...
Bond in mock Southern accent
Bond: I sure am, Boy!
- James Bond, The Man With The Golden Gun
Scaramanga: A duel between titans... my golden gun against your Walter PPK!
Bond: One bullet against my six?!
Scaramanga: I only need one, Mr. Bond!
- James Bond, The Man With The Golden Gun
Nick Nack: Good shooting monsieur!
Bond: I've never killed a midget before, but there can always be a first time!
Nick Nack: Oh, monsieur!
- James Bond, The Man With The Golden Gun
The Spy Who Loved Me
Bond: The lady will have a Bacardi on the rocks.
Agent Tripple X: For the gentleman, Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred!
Bond: Touche.
- James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Bond and Jaws are in an Egyptian structure and Jaws swings at Bond with a board.
He misses, hits a part of the structure and that part falls on Jaws;
Bond: Egyptian builders...!
- James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Bond: Oh, thanks for deserting me back there.
Anja: Every woman for herself, remember?!
Bond: Well, you did save my life. Thank you.
Anja: We all make mistakes, Mr. Bond!
- James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Q gives Bond the Lotus, and Bond is ready to drive off:
Q: Now I want to to take good care of this equipment.
Bond: Have I ever let you down, Q?
Q (slamming the door): Frequently!
- James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Moonraker
Drax: You missed Mr. Bond!
Bond: Did I?!
- James Bond, Moonraker
Drax: Mr. Bond! You defy all my attempts to plan an amusing death for you! Your
not a sportsman Mr. Bond! Why did you break up the encounter with my pet-python?
Bond: I discovered it had a crush on me!
- James Bond, Moonraker
Bond and Holly Goodhead is trapped beneath one of the rockets and is trying to
get out by using the air vent. Bond attaches a device to the wall and pulls out
a string from his watch and blows up the gate to the air vent. He looks at Holly
and says:
It also helps me to know what the time is!
- James Bond, Moonraker
Right about the time when the command center has got audio-visiual contact with
Bonds and Dr. Goodheads spaceshuttle in the end:
M: 007!
Frederick Gray: My God, what is Bond doing?!!
Q: I think he's attempting re-entry, sir!
- James Bond, Moonraker
For Your Eyes Only
Bond has got Blofeld sitting in his wheelchair that is stuck to a helicopter
that Bond is flying! Blofeld is trying to save his life.
Blofeld: Mr. Bond! We can do a deal! I'll by you a delicatessen in stainless
steal! Please!
Bond: Alright, keep your hair on!
Blofeld: Put me down! Put me down!
Bond: Oh, you want to get off??
Bond drops Blofeld into a smokestack
Blofeld: Mr. Boooooooooooooooooond!!!
- James Bond, For Your Eyes Only
Bond goes to his hotelroom and Bibi gets out of the shower and gets on Bond's
bed:
Bond: Don't they have showers at the icerink?! How did you get in here?
Bibi: One of the porters is a fan, he'll do anything for me... and I'll do
anything for you!
Bond: Well, I'm exceedingly flattered Bibi, but your in training.
Bibi: That's a laugh. Everybody knows "it" builds up muscle tone.
Bond: Well, you can start building up some more muscle tone by putting on your
clothes.
Bibi: Don't you like me?
Bond: Why, I think you're wonderful Bibi but I don't think your uncle Ari would
approve.
Bibi: Him? He thinks I'm still a virgin!
Bond: Yes, well, you get your clothes on and I'll buy you an ice cream!!
- James Bond, For Your Eyes Only
Octopussy
In Q's Egyptian workshop, Q has designed a rope that extends vertically in the
air while your holding on to it. Unfortunately the rope is not strong enough and
bends towards the ground. Bond looks at Q and:
Bond: Having problems keeping it up, Q?
- James Bond, Octopussy
Bond takes over the majors seat at the gaming table:
Bond: Oh, I should have taken that bet myself!
Kamal: Then, why don't you take over the majors position?!
Bond: Thankyou, I'll be delighted.
Kamal: Double sixes, perhaps it wasn't such a good bet after all!
Bond: Double!
Kamal: Of course, you can only win with a double six, the stake is two hundered
thousand roupies, do you have cash?
Bond takes out the Carl Faberg' egg from his pocket and puts it on the table:
Bond: I think that this should be amble security, don't you!
Kamal: Play, Mr. Bond, you need a great deal of luck to get out of this!
Bond: Oh luck, then I should use players privilege and use your lucky
dice..."It's all in the wrist"!!
Bond throws the dice:
Bond: Double sixes, fancy that! Two hundred thousand roupies!
Kamal reaches for his checkbook:
Bond: I prefer cash!
Kamal: Get it cashed for him! Spend the money quickly Mr. Bond!
Bond: I intend to, Kamal Khan!
- James Bond, Octopussy
Bond escapes again from his hunter, Kamal Khan:
Kamal Khan: Mr. Bond is indeed of a very rare breed... soon to be made
extinct.
- James Bond, Octopussy
Bond is on Octopussy's island. Vijay comes by to change shifts with Q:
Vijay: Is he still there?
Q: You must be joking. 007 on an island populated exclusively by women. We won't
see him til dawn.
- James Bond, Octopussy
Bond and Q are floating over into Kamal's place in the hot air balloon:
Bond: I trust you can handle this contraption, Q?!
Q: It goes by hot air.
Bond: Oh, then you can.
- James Bond, Octopussy
Never Say Never Again
A nurse is standing on the other side of the room. Bond has just had an medical
examination.
Nurse: Mr. Bond, I nead a urine sample, if you could fill this beaker for me?
Bond: From here?
- James Bond, Never Say Never Again
Fatima Blush: How clumsy of me, now I've gotten you all wet!
Bond: Yes, but my Martini is still dry!
- James Bond, Never Say Never Again
A View To A Kill
Captain: Hey buddy, I wanna talk to you! (referring to Bond)
Bond: A captain! If you can get through to Howes office you'll find him dead.
Captain: We found him and we found this gun! Is this yours?
Bond: Yes, thanks.
Captain: Turn around!
Bond: Look captain, if you check with Chuck Lee of the CIA he'll inform you of
who I am.
Captain: We found his body in China-town. You're under arrest!
Stacey: Wait a minute! This is James Stock of the London Financial Times!
Bond: Well actually captain I'm with the British Secret Service. The name is
Bond, James Bond!
Captain: Is he?
Stacey: Are you?
Bond: Yes!
Captain: And I'm Dick Tracy and you're still under arrest!
- James Bond, A View To A Kill
Atop the Golden Gate Bridge:
Bond: There's never a cab when you want one!
- James Bond, A View To A Kill
The Living Daylights
Kara: They are looking for a man and a woman!
Bond: And a cello!
- James Bond, The Living Daylights
Bond and Kara are riding a cello case down the mountains. They are approaching
the border and they are passing an officer...
Bond: We have nothing to declare.
Kara: Just a cello!!
- James Bond, The Living Daylights
Pushkin rescues Bond in Whitaker's hideout. Koskov comes running in, in fake
relief:
Koskov: General Pushkin, oh thank you for saving me. Whitaker has been holding
me here for weeks.
Pushkin: Georgi, Georgi... (to his men) I want him on the first plane to Moscow.
Koskov: Oh, thank you...thank you
Pushkin: In the diplomatic bag...
- James Bond, The Living Daylights
License To Kill
Bond and Felix Leiter are chasing Sanchez by air:
Bond: Let's go fishing!
- James Bond, License To Kill
Sanchez has just blown up Krest in a decompression chamber full of money,
splattering blood all over it:
Perez: What about the money, patron?
Sanchez: Launder it!
- James Bond, License To Kill
Sanchez: And no fooling around with my girl when I'm gone.
Krest: Are you kidding, after what you did to that guy on the island!! (He cut
his heart out!)
Sanchez: It was Valentines day!
- James Bond, License To Kill
Sanchez: And there are a lot of people with there hands out!
Kwang: In other words, bribery?!
Sanchez: You took the words right out of my pocket!
- James Bond, License To Kill
Dario is about to kill Pam but she stands ready aiming towards him with a gun:
Dario: Ha, your dead!
Pam: You took the words right out of my mouth!
- James Bond, License To Kill
Looking at Sanchez's late associate, Heller:
Pam: Oh, it's Heller.
Bond: Yeah, looks like he came to a dead end!
- James Bond, License To Kill
GoldenEye
In the Russian base the door blows up:
Bond: Shut the door Alec, there's a draft!
- James Bond, GoldenEye
Bond and "his" evaluator are taking a ride:
Evaluator: I enjoy a spirited ride through the country as well as the next
girl...
She's interupted by Bond looking away from her. Xenia drives up beside them:
Evaluator: Who's that?
Bond: The next girl!
- James Bond, GoldenEye
Bond: Goodevening, Moneypenny.
Moneypenny: Goodevening, James. M's waiting in the situation-room. I'm to take
you straight in.
Bond: Hmmm... I've never seen you after hours, Moneypenny, lovely!
Moneypenny: Ahh, thank you, James.
Bond: Out on some kind of professional assignment, dressing to kill?
Moneypenny: I know you'll find this crushing, 007, but I don't sit at home every
night, praying for some international incident, so I can run all the way up
here, dressed to impress James Bond. I was on a date if you must know, with a
gentleman. We went to the theatre together.
Bond: Moneypenny, I'm devastated!?! What will I ever do without you?
Moneypenny: Ah... as far as I can remember, James...you've never had me!
- James Bond, GoldenEye
Natalya: Do you destroy every vehicle you get into?
Bond: Standard operating procedure.
Natalya: Tell me, are there any other standard operating proceures I should be
aware of?
Bond: A thousand. But I only give them lip service!
- James Bond, GoldenEye
Bond: We share the same passions. Three, anyway.
Xenia: I count two. Motoring and baccarat. I hope the third is where your real
talent lies!
Bond: One rises to meet the challenge!
- James Bond, GoldenEye
Onatop: You don't need the gun commander...
Bond: That depends on your definition of safe sex!
- James Bond, GoldenEye
Bond after getting out of ejected helicopter:
Bond: The things you do for frequent flyer mileage!
- James Bond, GoldenEye
006 to Bond who is stunned to discover that his old comrade is not dead:
006: What James, no glib remark, no pithy comeback?
- James Bond, GoldenEye
006 getting a little desparate:
006: Why can't you be a good boy and die.
Bond: You first.
- James Bond, GoldenEye
After Xenia is killed:
Bond: She always did like a good squeeze.
- James Bond, GoldenEye
Tomorrow Never Dies
The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
- James Bond, Tomorrow Never Dies
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