1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
2. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
3. Follow the three Rs:
1. Respect for self
2. Respect for others
3. Responsibility for all your action
4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
6. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
7. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
8. Spend some time alone every day.
9. Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values.
10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
11. Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll be able to enjoy it a second time.
12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.
13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don’t bring up the past.
14. Share your knowledge. It’s a way to achieve immortality.
15. Be gentle with the earth.
16. Once a year, go some place you’ve never been before.
17. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.
18. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

• Cover your stump before you hump
• Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
• Don’t be silly, protect your Willie
• When in doubt shroud you spout
• Don’t be a loner, cover your boner
• You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong
• If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
• If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey
• It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
• If you slip between her thighs, condomize
• She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick
• If you go into heat, package your meat
• While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
• When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
• Especially in December, gift wrap your member
• Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
• Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool
• The right selection, is to protect your erection
• Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
• A crank with armor, will never harm her
• If you really love her, wear a cover
• Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake
• Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
• If you can’t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket

• No glove, no love
• If you think she’ll sigh, cover old one eye
• Even If she’s eager, protect her beaver
• No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax
• Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt
• Avoid a frown, contain your clown
• Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam
• Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
• Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink
• The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground
• Cloak the joker before you poke her
• Encase that torch before you paint her porch
• Cape your throbber before you bob her
• After detection sheath your erection
• Before you penetrate hide your magistrate
• Don’t surprise her plug your Geyser
• Cover that lumber before you pump her
• Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle
• She won’t bristle if you wrap your whistle
• House your noodle then release your strudel
• Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound
• Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
• Cage that snake then shake and bake
• Cover your peter it will be much neater
• Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore
• It’s always funky to cage your monkey
• It won’t be funny with a coatless dummy
• It won’t be fun with an unwrapped thumb
• It’s not much money to catch your honey
• Don’t be a fool cover your tool
• Hood that match then scratch that thatch
• Stitch that switch then itch her niche
• Wrap that tool to catch the drool
• It ain’t no jibe to protect her hive
• Contain that sputum before you use him
• Restrain your log then plow her bog
• Glove your pecker before you check her
• Coat that slimmer before you prime her
• Wrap your bate before you mate
• Can your worm before you squirm
• Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe
• Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard
• Bag the mole then do her hole
• Instead of a sticky make a quickie
• Jack that slacker then you can whack her
• Wrap it before you tap it
• Cuff your carrot before you share it
• Jail your number then call the plumber
• Cover your vein then drive her insane
• Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle
• Protect your dink then fluff her mink
• Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern
• Hide ole harry then take her cherry
• Wrap that spout then bore her out
• Conceal your train don’t cause her pain
• Guard your bridge then do her ridge
• Shroud your trout then make her shout
• Condomize then womanize (or sodomize)
• Cover old pete then grind her meat
• Guard your peter before you meet her
• Check your list before you tryst
• Cover your steamer before you ream her
• Protect that fish then dip it in the dish
• Contain that bass for a swim in her glass
• Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret
• Clothe the boner before you hone her
• Got no protection? Can’t use your erection!
• Cork your pump or you don’t hump
• No unwrapped stags get between my legs
• Dress that erection to make a deflection
• Contain that shanker before you spank her
• Cap that seeder before you breed her
• Stop the stream before you cream
• Secure that ladder then drain your bladder
• Protect your screw to catch that glue
• Package your meat for a real neat treat
• Holster your gun then shootings more fun
• Canvas that trailer before you nail her
• Garage the tractor then attack her
• Net that grass hopper before you pop her
• Sock that wanger before you bang her
• Pen that rooster, she’ll be much looser
• Trim your hardwood then do her real good
• Garnish your oak then give her a poke
• Pouch your associate then go fornicate
• To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky
• Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers
• Wrap your spout to catch the trout
• Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
• Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate
• Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates
• Catch that goat before it bloats
• Ensnare that barbarian then do her abdomen
• Restrain your hammer then wam bam her
• Prune that stalk then make her squawk
• Wrap that rod then please her bod
• Sheath that knife, she ain’t your wife!
• House that bottle then mash her throttle
• Sash that hash then thrash that gash
• Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle
• Can your knob then throb her swab
• Contain old Doug then clean her rug
• Cover your limb before you swim
• Retain your bailer then impail her
• Rope your dope then make some soap
• Net your salamander then make salad in her
• Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper
• Wrap that steed then trample her weeds
• Hat that chef then scramble her cleft
• Blanket your twitch then hump that bitch
• Shield your rocks then pond her box
• Cover old sly then do her dry
• Wrap your rail then fill her pail
• Glove your chimney before you come in me
• If your nude tube your dude
• Cloak your hitter then go split her
• Wrap your nipper before you dip her
• Can your spam then bam that mam
• Corral your ram then slice her ham
• Sheath your sliver then jab her liver
• Twist your wick then stick that prick
• Cover old Bart then dart her tart
• Shed old spot then do her slot
• Drawer your pip then split her lips
• Contain that leach then mash her peach
• Bag your elm then take the helm
• Constrain your gem to catch the flem
• Catch that head cheese or I won’t spread these
• Constrain that agate you ain’t no faggot
• Survey your land then plant her stand
• Before you drive her protect that diver
• Sack that slimy smelt then tan her beaver pelt
• Wrap that stiffer then let him sniff her
• Cover you post then slice her roast

• Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey
• Balloon your baboon the moon tune her poon
• Contain that viper before you pipe her
• Wrap your whopper, then go bop her
• Protect your cock with the sock
• Slip it on before you slip it in
• Don’t leave it to God, cover your rod
• Cover your stone before you bone
• House your hose then curl her toes
• Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ass
• Do a good deed, don’t spill your seed
• Tub that sub then rub her hub
• Wrap Mr. Clean then introduce her spleen
• Dam your giver then fill her quiver
• Wrap your wang before you bang
• Instead of your dick use a stick
• Wrap your meat before you beat
• Don’t excrete, wrap your meat
• If you take her to bed, protect your head
• Pack it in plastic, it’ll be fantastic
• If you’r not Shaq O’neal you might as well wrap your real
• You Cover before you shove her
• Protect your meat before you cram it in her seat
• Suit up your eel, before you make a deal
• Cover your fluid-ray or you’ll have to pay
• Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool
• If you think shes spunky, cover your monkey!
• Wrap it before you slap it
• Conceal your mushroom shape before you part her beef drapes
• Don’t be uncertain protect yourself before entering her meat curtain
• Cover your rock-o before sour creaming her taco
• Use a shield before you sew her field
• Put on your hat before you give her a splat
• Cover your snitch before you ram the bitch
• Hide old nick, before you jab her ribs
• Flag your pole
• Before a late night wrap it up tight
• Don’t have sex without latex
• Cover billy then make her silly
• Wear a helmet to go to war
• Wrap the cock let it drop
• Cover your meat and make some heat
• Wrap your stump before you hump
• Cover your shooter, then shoot in her pooter
• Garnish your beef, then dive her reef
• Shield your funnel and engage her tunnel
• Cover your mound, and prepare to pound
• Sheath your blade, then give her the spade
• Wrap your shaft before you break her in half
• Roll your oat, then paddle her boat
• Cover your yam then pound her ham
• Armour the tank before you enter the flank
• Wrap the goat before swimming in her moat
• Leash your pet before launching your jet
• Baton down the hatch before feeding her snatch
• Chain the beast before presenting the feast
• Before you tap it, wrap it
• Cap your tinkle before you visit the fish wrinkle
• Save her cunt, from shit loads of spunk!
• Wrap your dill before you spill
• Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool
• Wrap that gator, no regrets later
• Wrap your meat and get her in the sheets!
• Don’t forget the diaper when you’re laying piper
• when you nail her accsessorize your sailor
• Put on a rubber before you sub her
• Don’t trust Jesus cover your penis
• Dress him up before you mess her up
• Holster your pistol before you whip her
• before you bang cover your wang
• Put a cover on yer hammer then ram her and ram her
• Clothe the boner before you own her
• Before you make a disaster put the saftey on your blaster
• Protect your pole before u battle with the hole
• No shirt, no flirt!
• Wrap it before you tap it

Serving size: 5 people

• Rice: 500 grams
• Moog daal (roasted): 500 grams
• Cinnamon: 4 sticks (2.5 centimeter long)
• Whole cardamoms : 4-5
• Whole cloves : 4-5
• Whole cumin seeds (jeera): A liberal pinch
• Bay leaves: 2
• Ginger: 4 cm long, chopped fine
• Whole green chillies: 2
• Turmeric powder: 1.5 teaspoonful
• Mustard oil: 60 milliliter
• Salt: As required

1. As goes with the Bengali tradition, first rinse the rice and leave it to dry in a colander. The daal is washed and roasted until it gives a beautiful flavour which is quite unlike the raw daal.
2. Heat water in a kettle not boiling for the cooking. Adding hot water always aids the cooking process than adding cold water.
3. Put oil in a heavy bottomed cooking pot and after it gets hot put in the whole garam masala with the bay leaves. When they start sputtering and gives out a flavour add the cumin and the ginger and cook by stirring until you get the nutty flavour of cooked ginger.
4. Add the rice to the oil and fry for 2/3 minutes.
5. Add the roasted moog daal and the turmeric powder after adding some water (hot). The level of water should not be more than 4 centimeters (1.5 inches) above the level of rice and daal.
6. After checking for the lentils to get cooked add the whole green chillies, salt and sugar to taste and just before removing from the fire add some powdered garam masala.
7. The Khichuri is accompanied by fried halves of potatoes, chicken, red meat, Hilsha or some other fried fish, sometimes eggs, and any other fritter that you can think of. Only thing is that they should be crisp and exciting.

Photo credit: Nurur Rahman.

The first title published in Bengali was “Tintin in Tibet” 1988 followed by “The Castafiore Emerald” the next year, the last title was “Tintin in Congo”, published in 2006.