Did you guys knew that various baseball terms are used as sexual slangs to describe the level of physical intimacy? It’s kinda cool, and here are the most commonly used ones:
- First base -> French kiss
- Second base -> Fondling boobies and genitals
- Third base -> Blow job, cunnilingus, and licking out
- Home run -> Sex
An easy way to remember this using four F’s: french, feel, finger, and fuck.
Thanks to Sarah for enlightening me with this interesting info. 
- A kind of saliva is produced which cures gum bleeding and prevents accumulation of germs
- Facial muscles get strong and cheeks grow chubby
- Wrinkles of face disappear
- The heart beats at a faster rate enabling more blood towards brain
- 10 minutes of kissing burns about 200 calories, thereby equivalent to a 20 min brisk walk
Interesting, huh?
Any fuck that has been fucked can be refucked if the fucker and the fuckee agree that the fuck which was fucked was a fucking good fuck!
I’m sorry if this bothers you, but I couldn’t resist myself from posting it… it’s too fucking hilarious! 
One Bangali => A Poet
Two Bangalis => A (hindi) film society
Three Bangalis => A political party
Four Bangalis => Two political parties
Anyone disagrees with me? Raise your hand!
Some people are so fu**ing creative!
Anyway, happy valentine’s day! Use protection whenever you make love!
