Larger version of this picture is available here under a CC license.

Anyway I found it really interesting, and thought like to welcome them via my account @Linux. I did, and it was awesome to see that people found it hilarious! They started retweeting right away, and as I’m writing right now after an hour, people are still making fun of it.

Here they are, @Microsoft on Twitter. Give them a follow if you like to!

Update:

• In a surprising event, they replied and said thanks!
• This story has been TechCrunched!

Before – Twice a night.
After – Twice a month.

Before – She loves the way I take control of a situation.
After – She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac.

Before – He makes me feel like a million dollars.
After – If I had a dime for every stupid thing he’s done.

Before – Don’t stop.
After – Don’t start.

Before – The sound of music.
After – The sound of silence.

Before – Is that all you are eating?
After – Maybe you should just have a salad, honey.

Before – Wheel of Fortune.
After – Jeopardy.

Before – It’s like living a dream.
After – It’s a nightmare.

Before – $60/dozen
After – $1.50/stem

Before – Turbocharged.
After – Needs a jump-start

Before – We agree on everything!
After – Doesn’t she have a mind of her own?

Before – Victoria’s Secret.
After – Fruit of the Loom.

Before – Idol.
After – Idle.

Before – He’s lost without me.
After – Why can’t he ask for directions?

Before – When together, time stands still.
After – This relationship is going nowhere.

Before – Croissant and cappuccino.
After – Bagels and instant coffee.

Before – Oysters.
After – Fishsticks.

Before – Romeo and Juliet.
After – Bill and Hillary.

Before – I can hardly believe we found each other.
After – How the hell did I end up with someone like you?

Who will believe that this guy once lead the army and used to get salutes wherever he went? Doesn’t he have martial arts or hand-to-hand combat training? It’s really amazing to see this sort of scenes… but thanks to the anonymous photographer, this has given me a straight 20 minutes laughter!

Photo credit: E-Bangladesh.

Here’s a picture that I want to share with you all:

It’s said pictures speak a thousand words, and this one is a perfect example of it. It was published on The Daily Star last month, and to be honest I couldn’t stop laughing when I first saw it! The goddamn army got a good teaching! :p

• First base -> French kiss
• Second base -> Fondling boobies and genitals
• Third base -> Blow job, cunnilingus, and licking out
• Home run -> Sex

An easy way to remember this using four F’s: french, feel, finger, and fuck.

Thanks to Sarah for enlightening me with this interesting info.

Any fuck that has been fucked can be refucked if the fucker and the fuckee agree that the fuck which was fucked was a fucking good fuck!

I’m sorry if this bothers you, but I couldn’t resist myself from posting it… it’s too fucking hilarious!

One Bangali => A Poet
Two Bangalis => A (hindi) film society
Three Bangalis => A political party
Four Bangalis => Two political parties

Anyone disagrees with me? Raise your hand!