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James Bond movies that I have in my collection (DVDs):
    Top row from left to right:  Sean Connery, George Lazenby, Roger Moore. Bottom row from left to right: Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan, Daniel Craig
  1. Dr. No (1962, Sean Connery)
  2. From Russia With Love (1963, Sean Connery)
  3. Goldfinger (1964, Sean Connery)
  4. Thunderball (1965, Sean Connery)
  5. You Only Live Twice (1967, Sean Connery)
  6. On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969, George Lazenby)
  7. Diamonds Are Forever (1971, Sean Connery)
  8. Live And Let Die (1973, Roger Moore)
  9. The Man With The Golden Gun (1974, Roger Moore)
  10. The Spy Who Loved Me (1977, Roger Moore)
  11. Moonraker (1979, Roger Moore)
  12. For Your Eyes Only (1981, Roger Moore)
  13. Octopussy (1983, Roger Moore)
  14. A View To A Kill (1985, Roger Moore)
  15. The Living Daylights (1987, Timothy Dalton)
  16. Licence To Kill (1989, Timothy Dalton)
  17. Golden Eye (1995, Pierce Brosnan)
  18. Tomorrow Never Dies (1997, Pierce Brosnan)
  19. The World Is Not Enough (1999, Pierce Brosnan)
  20. Die Another Day (2002, Pierce Brosnan)
  21. Casino Royale (2006, Daniel Craig)
  22. Quantum of Solace (2008, Daniel Craig)
  23. Skyfall (2012, Daniel Craig)


The ones that I don't have:
  1. Casino Royale (1967, David Niven) *
  2. Never Say Never Again (1983, Sean Connery) *
* Unofficial version



Selected quotes from James Bond movies:


Dr. No

Bond: I admire your courage Miss...?
Sylvia: Trench, Sylvia Trench. I admire your luck Mr...?
Bond: Bond, James Bond!
- James Bond, Dr. No

Bond is on a hill being chased by a car when there are men working on the road. Bond makes it under their equipment but the other car crashes off the hill. Bond takes a look at the remains;
Worker: What happened?
Bond: I think they were on their way to a funeral!
- James Bond, Dr. No

As Honey emerges from the water in bikini:
Honey: What are you doing here, looking for shells?
Bond: No, I'm just looking.
- James Bond, Dr. No


From Russia With Love

Bond talking to Tatiana
Bond: You're one of the most beautiful girls that I have ever seen!
Tatiana: Thank you, but I think my mouth is too big!
Bond: No, it's just the right size, for me that is!
- James Bond, From Russia With Love

Bond discovers that Grant is a double agent:
Bond: Red wine with fish. Well, that should have told me something!
- James Bond, From Russia With Love


Goldfinger

Bond has just disposed of a villain in the teaser by electrocuting him in a bathtub:
Bond: Shocking, positively shocking!
- James Bond, Goldfinger

Q: You see the gear lever here? Now if you take the top off you'll find a little red button. Whatever you do, don't touch it!
Bond: Why not?
Q: Because you'll release this section of the roof and engage and fire the passenger ejector seat.
Bond: Ejector seat? You're joking?!
Q: I never joke about my work 007!
- James Bond, Goldfinger

Goldfinger: You are a clever and resourceful man, Mr. Bond. Perhaps too clever. Twice our paths have crossed, let's leave it at that.
Bond: Oh, I see. You're worried about me not giving you a return game!
Goldfinger: Both of us know perfectly well what we are talking about, Mr. Bond. Many people have tried to involve themselves in my affairs, unsuccessfully. But I see that it is necessary to remind you. Oddjob!
Oddjob flings his hat and slices the head off the statue!
Bond: That's nice, but what does the club secretary have to say about it?
Goldfinger: Oh, nothing Mr. Bond, I own the club!
- James Bond, Goldfinger

Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
- James Bond, Goldfinger

Pussy: My name is Pussy Galore.
Bond: I must be dreaming!
- James Bond, Goldfinger

Goldfinger: Choose your next wittisism carefully Mr. Bond, it may be your last!
- James Bond, Goldfinger

Pussy Galore: Where is Goldfinger?
Bond: He's playing his golden harp!
- James Bond, Goldfinger


Thunderball

Bond steps into Moneypenny's office:
Moneypenny: YOU ARE LATE!
Bond: Yes, some people on the roads really burn you up these days!
Moneypenny: Ah-ah, in the conferensroom. Something pretty big. Every double-0 man in Europe has been rushed in AND the home secretary too!
Bond in a little sarcastic tone:
Bond: His wife probably lost her dog!
- James Bond, Thunderball

Bond is talking to Domino at lunch by the pool:
Bond: Will I see you again?
Domino: It's a small island.
Bond: Perhaps we can have dinner together?
Domino: NO!
Bond: My dear uncooperative Domino.
Domino: How do you know that? How do you know my friends call me Domino?
Bond: It's on the bracelet on your ancle!
Domino: So, what sharp little eyes you've got.
Bond: Wait till you get to my teeth!
- James Bond, Thunderball

Bond: That looks like a women's gun.
Largo: Do you know a lot about guns, Mr. Bond?
Bond: No, but I know a little about women.
- James Bond, Thunderball

Bond has just entered "his" bathroom to find a female SPECTRE assassin in the tub.
Fiona Volpe: Aren't you in the wrong room, Mr. Bond?
Bond: Not from where I'm standing!
Fiona Volpe: Would you mind giving me something to put on?
Bond grins and tosses her a pair of slippers!
- James Bond, Thunderball

Bond and Domino are on the beach and Vargas is preparing to shoot them:
Domino: Vargas is behind you!
Bond: Really?!
Bond shoots Vargas with a speargun...
Bond: I think he got the point!
- James Bond, Thunderball


You Only Live Twice

Bond: Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
Chinese girl: You think we better, ha??
Bond: No, just different. Peking duck is different from Russian caviar but I love them both!
- James Bond, You Only Live Twice

Blofeld: James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assasinated in Hong Kong.
Bond: Yes, this is my second life.
Blofeld: You only live twice, Mr. Bond.
- James Bond, You Only Live Twice


On Her Majestys Secret Service

Bond: This never happened to the other fellow!
- James Bond, On Her Majestys Secret Service

A guy just fell under a snowplow and bloodcovered snow comes out;
Bond: He had lots of guts!
- James Bond, On Her Majestys Secret Service

Playing a genealogist in a group of women who are treated for various allergies by "dr. Bleauchamp", alias Blofeld. At dinner Bond gets a curious message, written with a lipstick "between" his legs:
Spectre assassin woman: Sir Hillary, is anything the matter.
Bond: I feel a slight stiffness coming on.
- James Bond, On Her Majestys Secret Service


Diamonds Are Forever

Plenty: Hi, I'm Plenty.
Bond: But of course you are!
Plenty: Plenty O'Toole.
Bond: Named after your father perhaps?!
- James Bond, Diamonds are Forever

Bond and Plenty enter Bond's room...
Plenty: My, what a super place you have here.
Bond kisses Plenty, unzips her dress which falls to the floor...
Plenty: Just one second lover!
Plenty goes into the bathroom. Bond turns on the light and the villains are all sitting there..
Bond: I'm afraid that you've caught me with more than my hands up!!
- James Bond, Diamonds are Forever

Plenty O'Toole is thrown out of the window by some goons and lands in the hotel-swimming pool:
James Bond: Exceptionally fine shot.
Goon: I didn't know there was a pool down there!
- James Bond, Diamonds are Forever

Bond gets a ride from the airport to the funeral of his deceased "brother" Peter Franks. Bond himself is acting like Peter Franks!
Driver: The stiff, ehm, the deceased back there... your brother, Mr. Franks?
Bond: Yes, it was.
Passenger: I got a brother.
Bond: Small world!
- James Bond, Diamonds are Forever

Bond has been rescued from the coffin in the crematorium:
Bond: Now, don't tell me! You're St. Peter?!
- James Bond, Diamonds are Forever

Bond to Tiffany when she comes out of here room practically wearing almost nothing:
Bond: That's a nice little nothing your almost wearing!
- James Bond, Diamonds are Forever

Bond wakes up in an oil pipe and finds a rat sitting next to him:
Bond: One of us smells like a tarts handkerchief.
Bond smells his fingers:
I'm afraid it's me, sorry about that old boy.
- James Bond, Diamonds are Forever

Two oilworkers on there way down into the oil pipe to do their work and Bond climbs out of it:
Bond: Thank you. I was just out walking and my rat and I seem to have lost our way!
- James Bond, Diamonds are Forever

As Bond is being escorted onto Blofeld's oil rig:
Bond: Acme Pollution Inspection...We're cleaning up the world and thought this was a suitable startingpoint!
- James Bond, Diamonds are Forever


Live And Let Die

Bond flips over a tarot card: The fool!
Solitaire: You have found your self!
- James Bond, Live And Let Die

Rosie Carter sees the hat on the bed and screams. Bond picks up the hat...
Bond: Why it's just hat darling, belonging to a smallheaded of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken!
- James Bond, Live And Let Die

After a wild boat chase, Felix Leiter starts explaining to that schmuck J.W. Pepper that Bond isn't a bad guy:
Leiter: That man is an Englishman working for our boys, sort of a secret agent!
Pepper: SECRET AGENT!! On who's side??
- James Bond, Live And Let Die


The Man With The Golden Gun

Bond is trying to find out what Scaramanga looks like:
Bond: How will I recognize him?
Scaramanga's lover: He's tall, dark and thin.
Bond: So is my aunt!
- James Bond, The Man With The Golden Gun

Bond just "happened" to swallow a golden bullet that was situated in the belly button of a belly dancer:
Belly dancer: Oh no! I've lost my charm!
Bond: Not from where I'm standing!
- James Bond, The Man With The Golden Gun

When Bond is going to Hai Fat for dinner he offers Goodnight a midnight snack when he gets back:
Goodnight: I'll keep the wine properly chilled.
Bond: And everything else warm I trust?!
- James Bond, The Man With The Golden Gun

Bond meets Goodnight for dinner at a restaurant:
Bond: Sorry about that darling! It was Hip! There's still no sign of Hai Fat. Every inquiry gets a polite Oriental brush off.
The waiter approaches holding a bottle of wine by the name of "Phu-yuck":
Waiter: With the compliments...
Bond: Phu-yuck??
Waiter: 74', sir!
Bond and Goodnight tastes the wine:
Bond: I approve!
Goodnight: You do??
Bond: Oh... not the wine. Your frock. Tight in all the right places... not too many buttons...!
Goodnight: Standard uniform for South East Asia. The buttons are down the back!
Bond: Designed by Q no doubt. One of them is a suicide-pill I suppose??
Goodnight: No, but the bottom one has a homer in it!
Bond: How original!
- James Bond, The Man With The Golden Gun

Bond and Sheriff J.W. Pepper are about to jump across a river during the car chase:
Pepper: Oh, no, you're not...
Bond in mock Southern accent
Bond: I sure am, Boy!
- James Bond, The Man With The Golden Gun

Scaramanga: A duel between titans... my golden gun against your Walter PPK!
Bond: One bullet against my six?!
Scaramanga: I only need one, Mr. Bond!
- James Bond, The Man With The Golden Gun

Nick Nack: Good shooting monsieur!
Bond: I've never killed a midget before, but there can always be a first time!
Nick Nack: Oh, monsieur!
- James Bond, The Man With The Golden Gun


The Spy Who Loved Me

Bond: The lady will have a Bacardi on the rocks.
Agent Tripple X: For the gentleman, Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred!
Bond: Touche.
- James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me

Bond and Jaws are in an Egyptian structure and Jaws swings at Bond with a board. He misses, hits a part of the structure and that part falls on Jaws;
Bond: Egyptian builders...!
- James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me

Bond: Oh, thanks for deserting me back there.
Anja: Every woman for herself, remember?!
Bond: Well, you did save my life. Thank you.
Anja: We all make mistakes, Mr. Bond!
- James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me

Q gives Bond the Lotus, and Bond is ready to drive off:
Q: Now I want to to take good care of this equipment.
Bond: Have I ever let you down, Q?
Q (slamming the door): Frequently!
- James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me


Moonraker

Drax: You missed Mr. Bond!
Bond: Did I?!
- James Bond, Moonraker

Drax: Mr. Bond! You defy all my attempts to plan an amusing death for you! Your not a sportsman Mr. Bond! Why did you break up the encounter with my pet-python?
Bond: I discovered it had a crush on me!
- James Bond, Moonraker

Bond and Holly Goodhead is trapped beneath one of the rockets and is trying to get out by using the air vent. Bond attaches a device to the wall and pulls out a string from his watch and blows up the gate to the air vent. He looks at Holly and says:
It also helps me to know what the time is!
- James Bond, Moonraker

Right about the time when the command center has got audio-visiual contact with Bonds and Dr. Goodheads spaceshuttle in the end:
M: 007!
Frederick Gray: My God, what is Bond doing?!!
Q: I think he's attempting re-entry, sir!
- James Bond, Moonraker


For Your Eyes Only

Bond has got Blofeld sitting in his wheelchair that is stuck to a helicopter that Bond is flying! Blofeld is trying to save his life.
Blofeld: Mr. Bond! We can do a deal! I'll by you a delicatessen in stainless steal! Please!
Bond: Alright, keep your hair on!
Blofeld: Put me down! Put me down!
Bond: Oh, you want to get off??
Bond drops Blofeld into a smokestack
Blofeld: Mr. Boooooooooooooooooond!!!
- James Bond, For Your Eyes Only

Bond goes to his hotelroom and Bibi gets out of the shower and gets on Bond's bed:
Bond: Don't they have showers at the icerink?! How did you get in here?
Bibi: One of the porters is a fan, he'll do anything for me... and I'll do anything for you!
Bond: Well, I'm exceedingly flattered Bibi, but your in training.
Bibi: That's a laugh. Everybody knows "it" builds up muscle tone.
Bond: Well, you can start building up some more muscle tone by putting on your clothes.
Bibi: Don't you like me?
Bond: Why, I think you're wonderful Bibi but I don't think your uncle Ari would approve.
Bibi: Him? He thinks I'm still a virgin!
Bond: Yes, well, you get your clothes on and I'll buy you an ice cream!!
- James Bond, For Your Eyes Only


Octopussy

In Q's Egyptian workshop, Q has designed a rope that extends vertically in the air while your holding on to it. Unfortunately the rope is not strong enough and bends towards the ground. Bond looks at Q and:
Bond: Having problems keeping it up, Q?
- James Bond, Octopussy

Bond takes over the majors seat at the gaming table:
Bond: Oh, I should have taken that bet myself!
Kamal: Then, why don't you take over the majors position?!
Bond: Thankyou, I'll be delighted.
Kamal: Double sixes, perhaps it wasn't such a good bet after all!
Bond: Double!
Kamal: Of course, you can only win with a double six, the stake is two hundered thousand roupies, do you have cash?
Bond takes out the Carl Faberg' egg from his pocket and puts it on the table:
Bond: I think that this should be amble security, don't you!
Kamal: Play, Mr. Bond, you need a great deal of luck to get out of this!
Bond: Oh luck, then I should use players privilege and use your lucky dice..."It's all in the wrist"!!
Bond throws the dice:
Bond: Double sixes, fancy that! Two hundred thousand roupies!
Kamal reaches for his checkbook:
Bond: I prefer cash!
Kamal: Get it cashed for him! Spend the money quickly Mr. Bond!
Bond: I intend to, Kamal Khan!
- James Bond, Octopussy

Bond escapes again from his hunter, Kamal Khan:
Kamal Khan: Mr. Bond is indeed of a very rare breed... soon to be made extinct.
- James Bond, Octopussy

Bond is on Octopussy's island. Vijay comes by to change shifts with Q:
Vijay: Is he still there?
Q: You must be joking. 007 on an island populated exclusively by women. We won't see him til dawn.
- James Bond, Octopussy

Bond and Q are floating over into Kamal's place in the hot air balloon:
Bond: I trust you can handle this contraption, Q?!
Q: It goes by hot air.
Bond: Oh, then you can.
- James Bond, Octopussy


Never Say Never Again

A nurse is standing on the other side of the room. Bond has just had an medical examination.
Nurse: Mr. Bond, I nead a urine sample, if you could fill this beaker for me?
Bond: From here?
- James Bond, Never Say Never Again

Fatima Blush: How clumsy of me, now I've gotten you all wet!
Bond: Yes, but my Martini is still dry!
- James Bond, Never Say Never Again


A View To A Kill

Captain: Hey buddy, I wanna talk to you! (referring to Bond)
Bond: A captain! If you can get through to Howes office you'll find him dead.
Captain: We found him and we found this gun! Is this yours?
Bond: Yes, thanks.
Captain: Turn around!
Bond: Look captain, if you check with Chuck Lee of the CIA he'll inform you of who I am.
Captain: We found his body in China-town. You're under arrest!
Stacey: Wait a minute! This is James Stock of the London Financial Times!
Bond: Well actually captain I'm with the British Secret Service. The name is Bond, James Bond!
Captain: Is he?
Stacey: Are you?
Bond: Yes!
Captain: And I'm Dick Tracy and you're still under arrest!
- James Bond, A View To A Kill

Atop the Golden Gate Bridge:
Bond: There's never a cab when you want one!
- James Bond, A View To A Kill


The Living Daylights

Kara: They are looking for a man and a woman!
Bond: And a cello!
- James Bond, The Living Daylights

Bond and Kara are riding a cello case down the mountains. They are approaching the border and they are passing an officer...
Bond: We have nothing to declare.
Kara: Just a cello!!
- James Bond, The Living Daylights

Pushkin rescues Bond in Whitaker's hideout. Koskov comes running in, in fake relief:
Koskov: General Pushkin, oh thank you for saving me. Whitaker has been holding me here for weeks.
Pushkin: Georgi, Georgi... (to his men) I want him on the first plane to Moscow.
Koskov: Oh, thank you...thank you
Pushkin: In the diplomatic bag...
- James Bond, The Living Daylights


License To Kill

Bond and Felix Leiter are chasing Sanchez by air:
Bond: Let's go fishing!
- James Bond, License To Kill

Sanchez has just blown up Krest in a decompression chamber full of money, splattering blood all over it:
Perez: What about the money, patron?
Sanchez: Launder it!
- James Bond, License To Kill

Sanchez: And no fooling around with my girl when I'm gone.
Krest: Are you kidding, after what you did to that guy on the island!! (He cut his heart out!)
Sanchez: It was Valentines day!
- James Bond, License To Kill

Sanchez: And there are a lot of people with there hands out!
Kwang: In other words, bribery?!
Sanchez: You took the words right out of my pocket!
- James Bond, License To Kill

Dario is about to kill Pam but she stands ready aiming towards him with a gun:
Dario: Ha, your dead!
Pam: You took the words right out of my mouth!
- James Bond, License To Kill

Looking at Sanchez's late associate, Heller:
Pam: Oh, it's Heller.
Bond: Yeah, looks like he came to a dead end!
- James Bond, License To Kill


GoldenEye

In the Russian base the door blows up:
Bond: Shut the door Alec, there's a draft!
- James Bond, GoldenEye

Bond and "his" evaluator are taking a ride:
Evaluator: I enjoy a spirited ride through the country as well as the next girl...
She's interupted by Bond looking away from her. Xenia drives up beside them:
Evaluator: Who's that?
Bond: The next girl!
- James Bond, GoldenEye

Bond: Goodevening, Moneypenny.
Moneypenny: Goodevening, James. M's waiting in the situation-room. I'm to take you straight in.
Bond: Hmmm... I've never seen you after hours, Moneypenny, lovely!
Moneypenny: Ahh, thank you, James.
Bond: Out on some kind of professional assignment, dressing to kill?
Moneypenny: I know you'll find this crushing, 007, but I don't sit at home every night, praying for some international incident, so I can run all the way up here, dressed to impress James Bond. I was on a date if you must know, with a gentleman. We went to the theatre together.
Bond: Moneypenny, I'm devastated!?! What will I ever do without you?
Moneypenny: Ah... as far as I can remember, James...you've never had me!
- James Bond, GoldenEye

Natalya: Do you destroy every vehicle you get into?
Bond: Standard operating procedure.
Natalya: Tell me, are there any other standard operating proceures I should be aware of?
Bond: A thousand. But I only give them lip service!
- James Bond, GoldenEye

Bond: We share the same passions. Three, anyway.
Xenia: I count two. Motoring and baccarat. I hope the third is where your real talent lies!
Bond: One rises to meet the challenge!
- James Bond, GoldenEye

Onatop: You don't need the gun commander...
Bond: That depends on your definition of safe sex!
- James Bond, GoldenEye

Bond after getting out of ejected helicopter:
Bond: The things you do for frequent flyer mileage!
- James Bond, GoldenEye

006 to Bond who is stunned to discover that his old comrade is not dead:
006: What James, no glib remark, no pithy comeback?
- James Bond, GoldenEye

006 getting a little desparate:
006: Why can't you be a good boy and die.
Bond: You first.
- James Bond, GoldenEye

After Xenia is killed:
Bond: She always did like a good squeeze.
- James Bond, GoldenEye


Tomorrow Never Dies

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
- James Bond, Tomorrow Never Dies



 

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