I started smoking at the age of 15. At first it was just to experiment and to impress girls, but later on I got hooked to it. It’s been a long time I’ve been smoking, and I still feel good about it.
Anyway, here are the top 5 reasons why smoking is good:
- 5 It reduces the risk of Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s and Tourette’s syndrome, as well as estrogen-dependent endometrial cancer
4 It kills appetite, therefor you eat less (thus making you slimmer). You won’t find a supermodel who doesn’t smoke.
3 It helps you to concentrate on complex tasks (such as programming and engineering)
2 It reduces stress and anxiety dramatically
And the numero uno reason is:
- 1 It makes you feel good! (didn’t you notice everyone smokes after having sex?)
Smoking is not only good for you, it’s good for your country’s economy as well… a lot of people earn their living by making and selling cigarettes, and the government earns a large revenue as well. So smoke as much as you can, forget what the doctors say. No matter what you’re going to die anyway!