Condom Slogans!

Collected from various sources, compiled on a single post. If you’ve more slogan suggestions, then please leave a comment.

• Cover your stump before you hump
• Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
• Don’t be silly, protect your Willie
• When in doubt shroud you spout
• Don’t be a loner, cover your boner
• You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong
• If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
• If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey
• It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
• If you slip between her thighs, condomize
• She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick
• If you go into heat, package your meat
• While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
• When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
• Especially in December, gift wrap your member
• Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
• Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool
• The right selection, is to protect your erection
• Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
• A crank with armor, will never harm her
• If you really love her, wear a cover
• Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake
• S*x is cleaner with a packaged wiener
• If you can’t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
• No glove, no love
• If you think she’ll sigh, cover old one eye
• Even If she’s eager, protect her beaver
• No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax
• Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt
• Avoid a frown, contain your clown
• Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam
• Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
• Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink
• The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground
• Cloak the joker before you poke her
• Encase that torch before you paint her porch
• Cape your throbber before you bob her
• After detection sheath your erection
• Before you penetrate hide your magistrate
• Don’t surprise her plug your Geyser
• Cover that lumber before you pump her
• Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle
• She won’t bristle if you wrap your whistle
• House your noodle then release your strudel
• Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound
• Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
• Cage that snake then shake and bake
• Cover your peter it will be much neater
• Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore
• It’s always funky to cage your monkey
• It won’t be funny with a coatless dummy
• It won’t be fun with an unwrapped thumb
• It’s not much money to catch your honey
• Don’t be a fool cover your tool
• Hood that match then scratch that thatch
• Stitch that switch then itch her niche
• Wrap that tool to catch the drool
• It ain’t no jibe to protect her hive
• Contain that sputum before you use him
• Restrain your log then plow her bog
• Glove your pecker before you check her
• Coat that slimmer before you prime her
• Wrap your bate before you mate
• Can your worm before you squirm
• Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe
• Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard
• Bag the mole then do her hole
• Instead of a sticky make a quickie
• Jack that slacker then you can whack her
• Wrap it before you tap it
• Cuff your carrot before you share it
• Jail your number then call the plumber
• Cover your vein then drive her insane
• Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle
• Protect your dink then fluff her mink
• Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern
• Hide ole harry then take her cherry
• Wrap that spout then bore her out
• Conceal your train don’t cause her pain
• Guard your bridge then do her ridge
• Shroud your trout then make her shout
• Condomize then womanize (or sodomize)
• Cover old pete then grind her meat
• Guard your peter before you meet her
• Check your list before you tryst
• Cover your steamer before you ream her
• Protect that fish then dip it in the dish
• Contain that bass for a swim in her glass
• Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret
• Clothe the boner before you hone her
• Got no protection? Can’t use your erection!
• Cork your pump or you don’t hump
• No unwrapped stags get between my legs
• Dress that erection to make a deflection
• Contain that shanker before you spank her
• Cap that seeder before you breed her
• Stop the stream before you cream
• Secure that ladder then drain your bladder
• Protect your screw to catch that glue
• Package your meat for a real neat treat
• Holster your gun then shootings more fun
• Canvas that trailer before you nail her
• Garage the tractor then attack her
• Net that grass hopper before you pop her
• Sock that wanger before you bang her
• Pen that rooster, she’ll be much looser
• Trim your hardwood then do her real good
• Garnish your oak then give her a poke
• Pouch your associate then go fornicate
• To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky
• Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers
• Wrap your spout to catch the trout
• Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
• Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate
• Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates
• Catch that goat before it bloats
• Ensnare that barbarian then do her abdomen
• Restrain your hammer then wam bam her
• Prune that stalk then make her squawk
• Wrap that rod then please her bod
• Sheath that knife, she ain’t your wife!
• House that bottle then mash her throttle
• Sash that hash then thrash that gash
• Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle
• Can your knob then throb her swab
• Contain old Doug then clean her rug
• Cover your limb before you swim
• Retain your bailer then impail her
• Rope your dope then make some soap
• Net your salamander then make salad in her
• Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper
• Wrap that steed then trample her weeds
• Hat that chef then scramble her cleft
• Blanket your twitch then hump that bitch
• Shield your rocks then pond her box
• Cover old sly then do her dry
• Wrap your rail then fill her pail
• Glove your chimney before you come in me
• If your nude tube your dude
• Cloak your hitter then go split her
• Wrap your nipper before you dip her
• Can your spam then bam that mam
• Corral your ram then slice her ham
• Sheath your sliver then jab her liver
• Twist your wick then stick that prick
• Cover old Bart then dart her tart
• Shed old spot then do her slot
• Drawer your pip then split her lips
• Contain that leach then mash her peach
• Bag your elm then take the helm
• Constrain your gem to catch the flem
• Catch that head cheese or I won’t spread these
• Constrain that agate you ain’t no faggot
• Survey your land then plant her stand
• Before you drive her protect that diver
• Sack that slimy smelt then tan her beaver pelt
• Wrap that stiffer then let him sniff her
• Cover you post then slice her roast
• Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey
• Balloon your baboon the moon tune her poon
• Contain that viper before you pipe her
• Wrap your whopper, then go bop her
• Protect your cock with the sock
• Slip it on before you slip it in
• Don’t leave it to God, cover your rod
• Cover your stone before you bone
• House your hose then curl her toes
• Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ass
• Do a good deed, don’t spill your seed
• Tub that sub then rub her hub
• Wrap Mr. Clean then introduce her spleen
• Dam your giver then fill her quiver
• Wrap your wang before you bang
• Instead of your dick use a stick
• Wrap your meat before you beat
• Don’t excrete, wrap your meat
• If you take her to bed, protect your head
• Pack it in plastic, it’ll be fantastic
• If you’r not Shaq O’neal you might as well wrap your real
• You Cover before you shove her
• Protect your meat before you cram it in her seat
• Suit up your eel, before you make a deal
• Cover your fluid-ray or you’ll have to pay
• Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool
• If you think shes spunky, cover your monkey!
• Wrap it before you slap it
• Conceal your mushroom shape before you part her beef drapes
• Don’t be uncertain protect yourself before entering her meat curtain
• Cover your rock-o before sour creaming her taco
• Use a shield before you sew her field
• Put on your hat before you give her a splat
• Cover your snitch before you ram the bitch
• Hide old nick, before you jab her ribs
• Flag your pole
• Before a late night wrap it up tight
• Don’t have s*x without latex
• Cover billy then make her silly
• Wear a helmet to go to war
• Wrap the cock let it drop
• Cover your meat and make some heat
• Wrap your stump before you hump
• Cover your shooter, then shoot in her pooter
• Garnish your beef, then dive her reef
• Shield your funnel and engage her tunnel
• Cover your mound, and prepare to pound
• Sheath your blade, then give her the spade
• Wrap your shaft before you break her in half
• Roll your oat, then paddle her boat
• Cover your yam then pound her ham
• Armour the tank before you enter the flank
• Wrap the goat before swimming in her moat
• Leash your pet before launching your jet
• Baton down the hatch before feeding her snatch
• Chain the beast before presenting the feast
• Before you tap it, wrap it
• Cap your tinkle before you visit the fish wrinkle
• Save her cunt, from shit loads of spunk!
• Wrap your dill before you spill
• Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool
• Wrap that gator, no regrets later
• Wrap your meat and get her in the sheets!
• Don’t forget the diaper when you’re laying piper
• when you nail her accsessorize your sailor
• Put on a rubber before you sub her
• Don’t trust Jesus cover your penis
• Dress him up before you mess her up
• Holster your pistol before you whip her
• before you bang cover your wang
• Put a cover on yer hammer then ram her and ram her
• Clothe the boner before you own her
• Before you make a disaster put the saftey on your blaster
• Protect your pole before u battle with the hole
• No shirt, no flirt!
• Wrap it before you tap it