Tit for Tat


August is gone, but this month will be remembered by Bangladeshi people for a long, long time.

Here’s a picture that I want to share with you all:

It’s said pictures speak a thousand words, and this one is a perfect example of it. It was published on The Daily Star last month, and to be honest I couldn’t stop laughing when I first saw it! The goddamn army got a good teaching! :p

Handsup!


* DreamsUnlimited has joined #Mastermind
* Russell sets mode: +v DreamsUnlimited
<+DU> Kara tomra… handsup
<+DU> Handsup!!!
<+DU> I said handsup, other wise RAB will be called for assistance
<+DU> What you people are doing here at late night!!!
<+DU> Ei channel kar permission niye khola hoyeche?
<@Russell> LOL!
* +DU slaps Russell around a bit with a large trout

Making out slangs ;)


Did you guys knew that various baseball terms are used as sexual slangs to describe the level of physical intimacy? It’s kinda cool, and here are the most commonly used ones:

  • First base -> French kiss
  • Second base -> Fondling boobies and genitals
  • Third base -> Blow job, cunnilingus, and licking out
  • Home run -> Sex

An easy way to remember this using four F’s: french, feel, finger, and fuck.

Thanks to Sarah for enlightening me with this interesting info. ;)

Idiot’s Guide to Fucking!


Any fuck that has been fucked can be refucked if the fucker and the fuckee agree that the fuck which was fucked was a fucking good fuck!

I’m sorry if this bothers you, but I couldn’t resist myself from posting it… it’s too fucking hilarious! :D

Idiot’s Guide to Bangalis


One Bangali => A Poet
Two Bangalis => A (hindi) film society
Three Bangalis => A political party
Four Bangalis => Two political parties

Anyone disagrees with me? Raise your hand! ;)

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