Collected from various sources, compiled on a single post. If you’ve more slogan suggestions, then please leave a comment.
- Cover your stump before you hump
- Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
- Don’t be silly, protect your Willie
- When in doubt shroud you spout
- Don’t be a loner, cover your boner
- You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong
- If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
- If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey
- It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
- If you slip between her thighs, condomize
- She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick
- If you go into heat, package your meat
- While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
- When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
- Especially in December, gift wrap your member
- Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
- Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool
- The right selection, is to protect your erection
- Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
- A crank with armor, will never harm her
- If you really love her, wear a cover
- Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake
- S*x is cleaner with a packaged wiener
- If you can’t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
- No glove, no love
- If you think she’ll sigh, cover old one eye
- Even If she’s eager, protect her beaver
- No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax
- Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt
- Avoid a frown, contain your clown
- Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam
- Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
- Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink
- The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground
- Cloak the joker before you poke her
- Encase that torch before you paint her porch
- Cape your throbber before you bob her
- After detection sheath your erection
- Before you penetrate hide your magistrate
- Don’t surprise her plug your Geyser
- Cover that lumber before you pump her
- Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle
- She won’t bristle if you wrap your whistle
- House your noodle then release your strudel
- Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound
- Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
- Cage that snake then shake and bake
- Cover your peter it will be much neater
- Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore
- It’s always funky to cage your monkey
- It won’t be funny with a coatless dummy
- It won’t be fun with an unwrapped thumb
- It’s not much money to catch your honey
- Don’t be a fool cover your tool
- Hood that match then scratch that thatch
- Stitch that switch then itch her niche
- Wrap that tool to catch the drool
- It ain’t no jibe to protect her hive
- Contain that sputum before you use him
- Restrain your log then plow her bog
- Glove your pecker before you check her
- Coat that slimmer before you prime her
- Wrap your bate before you mate
- Can your worm before you squirm
- Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe
- Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard
- Bag the mole then do her hole
- Instead of a sticky make a quickie
- Jack that slacker then you can whack her
- Wrap it before you tap it
- Cuff your carrot before you share it
- Jail your number then call the plumber
- Cover your vein then drive her insane
- Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle
- Protect your dink then fluff her mink
- Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern
- Hide ole harry then take her cherry
- Wrap that spout then bore her out
- Conceal your train don’t cause her pain
- Guard your bridge then do her ridge
- Shroud your trout then make her shout
- Condomize then womanize (or sodomize)
- Cover old pete then grind her meat
- Guard your peter before you meet her
- Check your list before you tryst
- Cover your steamer before you ream her
- Protect that fish then dip it in the dish
- Contain that bass for a swim in her glass
- Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret
- Clothe the boner before you hone her
- Got no protection? Can’t use your erection!
- Cork your pump or you don’t hump
- No unwrapped stags get between my legs
- Dress that erection to make a deflection
- Contain that shanker before you spank her
- Cap that seeder before you breed her
- Stop the stream before you cream
- Secure that ladder then drain your bladder
- Protect your screw to catch that glue
- Package your meat for a real neat treat
- Holster your gun then shootings more fun
- Canvas that trailer before you nail her
- Garage the tractor then attack her
- Net that grass hopper before you pop her
- Sock that wanger before you bang her
- Pen that rooster, she’ll be much looser
- Trim your hardwood then do her real good
- Garnish your oak then give her a poke
- Pouch your associate then go fornicate
- To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky
- Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers
- Wrap your spout to catch the trout
- Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
- Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate
- Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates
- Catch that goat before it bloats
- Ensnare that barbarian then do her abdomen
- Restrain your hammer then wam bam her
- Prune that stalk then make her squawk
- Wrap that rod then please her bod
- Sheath that knife, she ain’t your wife!
- House that bottle then mash her throttle
- Sash that hash then thrash that gash
- Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle
- Can your knob then throb her swab
- Contain old Doug then clean her rug
- Cover your limb before you swim
- Retain your bailer then impail her
- Rope your dope then make some soap
- Net your salamander then make salad in her
- Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper
- Wrap that steed then trample her weeds
- Hat that chef then scramble her cleft
- Blanket your twitch then hump that bitch
- Shield your rocks then pond her box
- Cover old sly then do her dry
- Wrap your rail then fill her pail
- Glove your chimney before you come in me
- If your nude tube your dude
- Cloak your hitter then go split her
- Wrap your nipper before you dip her
- Can your spam then bam that mam
- Corral your ram then slice her ham
- Sheath your sliver then jab her liver
- Twist your wick then stick that prick
- Cover old Bart then dart her tart
- Shed old spot then do her slot
- Drawer your pip then split her lips
- Contain that leach then mash her peach
- Bag your elm then take the helm
- Constrain your gem to catch the flem
- Catch that head cheese or I won’t spread these
- Constrain that agate you ain’t no faggot
- Survey your land then plant her stand
- Before you drive her protect that diver
- Sack that slimy smelt then tan her beaver pelt
- Wrap that stiffer then let him sniff her
- Cover you post then slice her roast
- Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey
- Balloon your baboon the moon tune her poon
- Contain that viper before you pipe her
- Wrap your whopper, then go bop her
- Protect your cock with the sock
- Slip it on before you slip it in
- Don’t leave it to God, cover your rod
- Cover your stone before you bone
- House your hose then curl her toes
- Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ass
- Do a good deed, don’t spill your seed
- Tub that sub then rub her hub
- Wrap Mr. Clean then introduce her spleen
- Dam your giver then fill her quiver
- Wrap your wang before you bang
- Instead of your dick use a stick
- Wrap your meat before you beat
- Don’t excrete, wrap your meat
- If you take her to bed, protect your head
- Pack it in plastic, it’ll be fantastic
- If you’r not Shaq O’neal you might as well wrap your real
- You Cover before you shove her
- Protect your meat before you cram it in her seat
- Suit up your eel, before you make a deal
- Cover your fluid-ray or you’ll have to pay
- Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool
- If you think shes spunky, cover your monkey!
- Wrap it before you slap it
- Conceal your mushroom shape before you part her beef drapes
- Don’t be uncertain protect yourself before entering her meat curtain
- Cover your rock-o before sour creaming her taco
- Use a shield before you sew her field
- Put on your hat before you give her a splat
- Cover your snitch before you ram the bitch
- Hide old nick, before you jab her ribs
- Flag your pole
- Before a late night wrap it up tight
- Don’t have s*x without latex
- Cover billy then make her silly
- Wear a helmet to go to war
- Wrap the cock let it drop
- Cover your meat and make some heat
- Wrap your stump before you hump
- Cover your shooter, then shoot in her pooter
- Garnish your beef, then dive her reef
- Shield your funnel and engage her tunnel
- Cover your mound, and prepare to pound
- Sheath your blade, then give her the spade
- Wrap your shaft before you break her in half
- Roll your oat, then paddle her boat
- Cover your yam then pound her ham
- Armour the tank before you enter the flank
- Wrap the goat before swimming in her moat
- Leash your pet before launching your jet
- Baton down the hatch before feeding her snatch
- Chain the beast before presenting the feast
- Before you tap it, wrap it
- Cap your tinkle before you visit the fish wrinkle
- Save her cunt, from shit loads of spunk!
- Wrap your dill before you spill
- Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool
- Wrap that gator, no regrets later
- Wrap your meat and get her in the sheets!
- Don’t forget the diaper when you’re laying piper
- when you nail her accsessorize your sailor
- Put on a rubber before you sub her
- Don’t trust Jesus cover your penis
- Dress him up before you mess her up
- Holster your pistol before you whip her
- before you bang cover your wang
- Put a cover on yer hammer then ram her and ram her
- Clothe the boner before you own her
- Before you make a disaster put the saftey on your blaster
- Protect your pole before u battle with the hole
- No shirt, no flirt!
- Wrap it before you tap it
Sheirokom slogan 😀
lol. interesting. how did you collect them?? have read half of them. I’ll come back to the other half if i get bored. 😛
Will add more slogans, LOL.
hillarious!! 😛
enjoyed reading all of em!!
nice list!