Before and After

Before – You take my breath away.
After – I feel like I’m suffocating.

Before – Twice a night.
After – Twice a month.

Before – She loves the way I take control of a situation.
After – She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac.

Before – He makes me feel like a million dollars.
After – If I had a dime for every stupid thing he’s done.

Before – Don’t stop.
After – Don’t start.

Before – The sound of music.
After – The sound of silence.

Before – Is that all you are eating?
After – Maybe you should just have a salad, honey.

Before – Wheel of Fortune.
After – Jeopardy.

Before – It’s like living a dream.
After – It’s a nightmare.

Before – $60/dozen
After – $1.50/stem

Before – Turbocharged.
After – Needs a jump-start

Before – We agree on everything!
After – Doesn’t she have a mind of her own?

Before – Victoria’s Secret.
After – Fruit of the Loom.

Before – Idol.
After – Idle.

Before – He’s lost without me.
After – Why can’t he ask for directions?

Before – When together, time stands still.
After – This relationship is going nowhere.

Before – Croissant and cappuccino.
After – Bagels and instant coffee.

Before – Oysters.
After – Fishsticks.

Before – Romeo and Juliet.
After – Bill and Hillary.

Before – I can hardly believe we found each other.
After – How the hell did I end up with someone like you?

Russell

Linux geek. FOSS advocate. Web crafter. Floral photographer. Micro-blogger. Aquarian. Caffeine lover. Suicidal. Over perfectionist. Trance addict. Meh.

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